‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2’: Silliest movie poster ever?

What hath Photoshop wrought? I came across the poster for Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 at a movie theatre recently, and it struck me as so goofy that it's actually kind of arresting. Read more [...]

Abduction (2011)

Because most of the DVD assignments that come my way are foreign or indie films, it was a surprise to get Abduction, starring Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner. I couldn’t help wondering, has there been some mix-up in the way my employer assigns titles to us freelance Movie Analysts? Is there some poor housewife in the Valley earning a little extra income who’s mystified as to what a Bela Tarr movie is doing in her mailbox? Read more [...]